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tell me why the plumber at my house right now just slapped my ass
NOW HES TAKING FOOD FROM MY FRIDGE HE’S MAKING A PITA WRAP HE DIDNT EVEN ASK
HE ATE ALL OF MY HAM AND HES TALKING ON HIS CELL PHONE IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
HE JUST SNEEZED IN MY BOWL OF FRUIT
