I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t...– Neil Gaiman (via venebelle)
In class: 1+1=2
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
James Heller: Hey I just met you
James Heller: And this is crazy
James Heller: but I'll tear you apart with my tentacles, devour you whole, and absorb all your memories
James Heller: So talk in my head, maybe?