Detective Frank

Handy Man

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:50:14 -0400

Handy Man

disharmonicvariations: March 26, 1997On this day in Horror...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:49:55 -0400

March 26, 1997
On this day in Horror History, Police found the bodies of 39 Heaven’s Gate cult members after a mass suicide. Under the leadership of Marshall Applewhite, the cult believed that death by their own hand was a gateway to an alien space craft following the Comet Hale–Bopp, where their souls would go to be a “level of existence above human”. Autopsies determined that the group had committed suicide by poisoning themselves with cyanide and arsenic, taking phenobarbital mixed with pineapple and chasing it down with vodka, and ultimately placing bags over their heads and passing away calmly in their bunk beds. With five-dollar bill and three quarters in each members pocket as to ensure they had their interplanetary toll fee, they would follow through with one of the most shocking displays of cult mentality of all time.

“By the time you receive this, we’ll be gone — several dozen of us. We came from the Level Above Human in distant space and we have now exited the bodies that we were wearing for our earthly task, to return to the world from whence we came — task completed. The distance space we refer to is what you literature would call the Kingdom of Heaven, or Kingdom of God.” - Marshall Applewhite

egg-rolls: my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:48:12 -0400

egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

duck-tective: you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:47:48 -0400

duck-tective:

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

everets: when bugs don’t understand that I could murder them

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:47:24 -0400

everets:

when bugs don’t understand that I could murder them

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:47:07 -0400

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:46:05 -0400

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nagitos: unit-r34: nagitos: i taped a dorito to my 3ds whY...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:45:41 -0400

nagitos:

unit-r34:

nagitos:

i taped a dorito to my 3ds

whY DOSE THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES I DONT UNDERSTAND

IS THERE A PUN OR AN INSIDE JOKE IM MISSING OUT ON OR SOMETHING

NO IT’S LITERALLY JUST A DORITO TAPED TO MY 3DS THATS IT THERES NO JOKE HERE

cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance: I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:45:19 -0400

cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance:

I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY

WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:44:53 -0400

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ask-thesmallestwolf-howleen: dneaves: bloody-nips: is that...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:44:48 -0400

ask-thesmallestwolf-howleen:

dneaves:

bloody-nips:

is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

I think that is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, eating a Dimmsdale Dimmacone

Well I’ll be Dimmadamned.

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:43:57 -0400

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:43:18 -0400

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:43:07 -0400

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unimpressedcats: rileylaroux: briannaclawson: leeeeeemur: cly...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:39:50 -0400

unimpressedcats:

rileylaroux:

briannaclawson:

leeeeeemur:

clype:

holmmes:

Liquid is the classical state of matter with a definite volume but no fixed shape.

cats are liquid

How the fuck do cats work.

FUN FACT: I read in the books about cats that i have, and as long as their heads fit through a space, they can manuveur the rest of their bodies to fit as well.

Isn’t that what their whiskers are for? To judge if their head/body will fit?

Yep. It’s also why they generally don’t like being wet, their fur and whiskers cling to their body and it’s like being touched all over/losing your sense of space.

kitty science

8amba: 1280px: Real-time weather reports sassy fucks

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:39:42 -0400

8amba:

1280px:

Real-time weather reports

sassy fucks

the-absolute-funniest-posts: mandypatinkin: I CAN’T FUCKING...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:38:36 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mandypatinkin:

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE BECAUSE THEY HAD THE WEINER DOG RACES DOWN IN BUDA TEXAS AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE A THEME AN THIS YEAR IT WAS LES WIENERABLES

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:37:51 -0400

⇒ 9 Favorite Pictures of 5 Centimeters per Second (GIF Version)

dietkiller: Marshmallow Birds Nests

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:36:35 -0400

dietkiller:

Marshmallow Birds Nests

ianbrooks: Steampunk Portal by Lisa Rye From The Aperture...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 07:35:43 -0400

Steampunk Portal by Lisa Rye / posted by ianbrooks.me

Steampunk Portal by Lisa Rye / posted by ianbrooks.me

Steampunk Portal by Lisa Rye / posted by ianbrooks.me

Steampunk Portal by Lisa Rye / posted by ianbrooks.me

ianbrooks:

Steampunk Portal by Lisa Rye

From The Aperture Institute of Natural Philosophy comes the astounding new line of marvelous gizmos, perfectly suited for the top-hatted gentleman scientist and all his testing inquiries.

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